X Dir. Ti West X, directed by Ti West, starring Mia Goth and YOU’s Jenny Ortega, is mostly vibes. This is by no means a criticism. Was I always there […]
Tag: weird
Movie Review: Old
M. Night Shyamalan is arguably the world’s most successful shit poster. With the likes of the Sixth Sense and Stuart Little under his belt, it is just plain hard to […]
Laura & Lowell
Darren and Laura were sleeping in bliss indeed, but the cosmos was scheming.
While the world slept, alternate
realities came together and mixed and matched mischievously, playing with the
lifeforms inside.
Industrial Shredder
Don’t get it? Read Hydraulic Press here and it will aaaaall become cleeeaaar A’d had enough of Mikey’s shite by the time a met wee Scott, who appeared to […]
The Phenomenon at Stevie’s Restaurant
Stevie was starting to get very, very frustrated with all of this. He spent days and nights awake, trying to explain the unexplainable. He paced around his bedroom, his living […]
Clownin’ Around
A love ma wee Gordy tae bits, right, so am really worried about this funk he’s gotten himself intae. He spends aw his time, lately, sittin’ aboot, mopin’, no dain […]
Oogi Boogie Bear Goes on a Rampage
“What the fuck is that?” I spit at my manager. This is a cosy wee job. Doesn’t ask too much of me, isn’t particularly strenuous…in fact, it can be quite […]
Gordon Ramsay Visits Heaven’s Little Slice
Camera crew behind him, Gordon braced himself for what was to come. The day was grey: with thick, low hanging, dull clouds trapping him in the globe. The paths […]
The Stare
You’ve always stared and you’ve always told yourself it’s not a bad thing. So what if you live to drink in the details of that persons outfit, or the way […]
MCQUEER: Author n that
East End born and raised, inspired by the dug and adapting to the weird turns his life has taken, Chris McQueer still can’t believe that he’s a published author, getting […]