Movie Review: Old

Movie Review: Old

M. Night Shyamalan is arguably the world’s most successful shit poster. With the likes of the Sixth Sense and Stuart Little under his belt, it is just plain hard to […]

Laura & Lowell

Laura & Lowell

Darren and Laura were sleeping in bliss indeed, but the cosmos was scheming.

While the world slept, alternate
realities came together and mixed and matched mischievously, playing with the
lifeforms inside.

Industrial Shredder

Industrial Shredder

Don’t get it? Read Hydraulic Press here and it will aaaaall become cleeeaaar   A’d had enough of Mikey’s shite by the time a met wee Scott, who appeared to […]

Clownin’ Around

Clownin’ Around

A love ma wee Gordy tae bits, right, so am really worried about this funk he’s gotten himself intae. He spends aw his time, lately, sittin’ aboot, mopin’, no dain […]

The Stare

The Stare

You’ve always stared and you’ve always told yourself it’s not a bad thing. So what if you live to drink in the details of that persons outfit, or the way […]

MCQUEER: Author n that

MCQUEER: Author n that

East End born and raised, inspired by the dug and adapting to the weird turns his life has taken, Chris McQueer still can’t believe that he’s a published author, getting […]

THE STUDY GROUP on SAWNEY

“S’appnin cunts?” I’m about to press enter when I realise that I’m on the wrong group chat window. This message is for friends I’ve known for years – best friends […]