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Category: writing
The Phenomenon at Stevie’s Restaurant
Stevie was starting to get very, very frustrated with all of this. He spent days and nights awake, trying to explain the unexplainable. He paced around his bedroom, his living […]
Clownin’ Around
A love ma wee Gordy tae bits, right, so am really worried about this funk he’s gotten himself intae. He spends aw his time, lately, sittin’ aboot, mopin’, no dain […]
Oogi Boogie Bear Goes on a Rampage
“What the fuck is that?” I spit at my manager. This is a cosy wee job. Doesn’t ask too much of me, isn’t particularly strenuous…in fact, it can be quite […]
Gordon Ramsay Visits Heaven’s Little Slice
Camera crew behind him, Gordon braced himself for what was to come. The day was grey: with thick, low hanging, dull clouds trapping him in the globe. The paths […]
The Stare
You’ve always stared and you’ve always told yourself it’s not a bad thing. So what if you live to drink in the details of that persons outfit, or the way […]
THE STUDY GROUP on SAWNEY
“S’appnin cunts?” I’m about to press enter when I realise that I’m on the wrong group chat window. This message is for friends I’ve known for years – best friends […]
Invitation
Authors Note: this story was actually inspired by some BuzzFeed article I read ages ago! Here’s the inspiration pic: Good times. They had been driving for about 20 […]
Language and Slanguage
How are we changing it? Did you know that “soon” and “now” once shared a definition? And centuries ago, if you called someone “nice,” you’d be insulting them? Every […]
This woman interviewed her own murderer
This woman interviewed her own murderer Recorded interview was found on the body of journalist Carys Bruce, revealing that she had questioned the man who killed her, minutes before her […]