Faves Fall Flat: BASEketball

Faves Fall Flat: BASEketball

SUMMARY: 1998 sports comedy written and directed by David Zucker, starring South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker as two waster best friends who accidentally create a whacky hybrid […]

Clownin’ Around

Clownin’ Around

A love ma wee Gordy tae bits, right, so am really worried about this funk he’s gotten himself intae. He spends aw his time, lately, sittin’ aboot, mopin’, no dain […]

The Stare

The Stare

You’ve always stared and you’ve always told yourself it’s not a bad thing. So what if you live to drink in the details of that persons outfit, or the way […]

THE STUDY GROUP on SAWNEY

“S’appnin cunts?” I’m about to press enter when I realise that I’m on the wrong group chat window. This message is for friends I’ve known for years – best friends […]

Hydraulic Press

It’s a shite night. Fuckin freezin oot here in the middle ay nowhere but it’s worth it, a know that. Definitely worth it, every fuckin time.   The warehooses shutter’s […]